Official certification document.
See For Yourself
How Every Dog Earns Their Grade
THE LINEUP
Choose Your Grade
We don't just assign grades. Dogs go through a series of 90-point inspection, and the results speak for themselves.
Excellent Boy
Looks and feels like a puppy. You'll forget he's pre-owned.
Energy Level: Maximum
Recall Response: Instant
Fetch Return Rate: 100%
Good Boy
Shows his story with a little gray on the face. Performs like a champ.
Energy Level: High (with scheduled nap intervals)
Recall Response: 2-3 business days
Fetch Return Rate: Creative interpretation
Ecofriendly Boy
Beauty is on the inside. Full speed, full functionality.
Energy Level: Unpredictable (feature, not a bug)
Recall Response: Chooses not to hear you
Fetch Return Rate: 0%. Asset retained by dog.
What's included with each dog.
1-Year Good Boy Guarantee
Plug-branded bandana
Grade Tag
PLUG'S 90 POINT INSPECTION
What we test for
1
Sit Response
How quickly they follow a basic command.
Excellent Boy: Instant. / Good Boy: Third attempt. / Eco-Friendly Boy: Declined.
2
Recall Response
How fast they come when called.
Excellent Boy: 0.4 seconds. / Good Boy: 2-3 business days. / Eco-Friendly Boy: Chooses not to hear you.
3
Treat Detection
Can they find a treat hidden under one of three cups.
Excellent Boy: First attempt.
Good Boy: Knocked all cups over.
Eco-Friendly Boy: Ate the testing equipment.
4
Fetch Return Rate
Throw a ball. See what comes back.
Excellent Boy: 100%.
Good Boy: Brought back a shoe.
Eco-Friendly Boy: 0%. Asset retained by dog.
5
Puppy Eyes Effectiveness
Hold a treat. Don't give it. Measure the response.
Excellent Boy: Critical. Full head tilt. / Good Boy: Strong. Moderate tilt. / Eco-Friendly Boy: Bypassed. Escalated to management.
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+82 More Tests.
We showed you 8. We test for 90. Exterior. Performance. Energy. Connectivity. Audio. Display. Storage. Software. No shortcuts.
GUARANTEE
1-Year Good Boy Guarantee
Whats Covered:
- Unlimited belly rubs
- tail wag calibration
- smile responsiveness
- cuddle uptime (99.9%)
- sprint performance
Whats Not Covered:
- Shoe destruction (feature, not a defect)
- selective hearing (pre-existing condition)
-counter surfing (advanced resource acquisition)
- couch takeover (user error)
